Hello to all the remaining fans and enablers of Gary Floater (disgraced country artist and songwriter man).
Gary wrote "The Dirty South" many years ago but now an Eastern European line dancing club has issued an angry ultimatum to Gary- he must release a 3rd album he promised them, or they have threatened to "dance on his bones."
Once again, BW Akins and Puffy Dan Walters have offered to help, by singing another set of "The Songs of Gary Floater" if his fans can pull together to save Gary's ass one more time.
So can immediately enjoy this live album that Puffy Dan and BW Akins sang at Cheatham Street Warehouse to cover for me when I was detained by Missouri Highway Patrol for molesting an endangered migratory bird, and we will make the tribute album WHO CARES if this project is funded
thnak you fro considering you pledge to my 3rd album called "Who Cares"! I'm exited to let these boys sing my songs on a third tribute album if we get to the goal.
3. Go to the "Holiday High" shows in Austin and San Marcos, Texas, at midnight on Saturday December 14 at Saxon Pub in Austin, Texas or at 8pm on Sunday December 15 at Cheatham Street Warehouse in San Marcos, Texas.
After 'A Hero Never Learns' and 'Floater Rising', tens of fans worldwide have demanded a third installment of the songs of legendary country songwriter Gary Floater.
He was recently recognized with the "Worst Country Songwriter Lifetime Achievement Award" but he keeps writing and sending out his songs in the mail because his ankle monitoring device won't let him leave the house.
If 'Who Cares' -- the 3rd tribute album -- is successfully funded, it will include the songs:
Let's Get This Over With Nature Song Who Cares Two Boring Losers in Love Thanks Me I'm a Big Old Boogie Bear Hello Diabetes Selfish Lover Oh No Midnight at the Grocery Store Whatever Man I'm About to Give You The Blues
Who Cares? We cares, we cares about we and Gary's songs.