Gary Floater

Let's Get This Over With

From the mailbag, a mosaic titled "Let's Get This Over With"

In this mosaic, made by Moonbug Mosaics, Gary looks with dread at the instrument that caused him so much pain, before he "phones in" another apathetic gig to baffled and disappointed fans.

"Let's Get This Over With"
(Lyrics from Gary Floater 1979 album "Who Cares")

 

My body's here, but my mind's at home
One more hour til I'm spending time alone
I'd like to thank you all for bring money here
At this time I wish that I could disappear

I'm phoning it in again- here you go
Why did I agree to do this show
I don't know I guess I'll have to plead the Fifth
Come on guys, let's get this over with

My beard and shades are like a mobile home
My singin mouth has got to do this job alone
This apathetic band's the best that I could find
I'm on my way to Cracker Barrel in my mind

I'm phoning it in again- here you go
Why did I agree to do this show
I don't know I guess I'll have to drink a fifth
Come on guys, let's get this over with

 

ASK GARY: This is Not Just Another Angel Song

A new feature called "Ask Gary" will allow fans to submit questions to Gary and he will select a few from the mailbag each month and answer them in the form of an answer.

Here is the first question from the mailbag:

Dear Gary why are there so many country music songs about angels and so few about leprechauns?

Monique Bandy
Miami, Oklahoma

Dear Monica- becuase leprecons are not real. thanks fro your question. Gary

To submit your question in the ASK GARY feature, leave your question as a comment on this post or post your question here.

Rhinos

I have a confession:
I am a rhino lover.
Did you know that their horn is 
made of densely packed hair?
A rhino is like an armored horse.
i just stand there feeding it hay.
All that love... all by itself 
i can't stop looking at it
i just can't stop looking at it

 

Rehearsals for Friday's show in Cypress going grate!

The Gary Floater Show at Cypress Saloon in Cypress, Texas

Gary is excited about this show, he says "Let's get this over with!"

Punch Unicorn Gary for more details...